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@Xerxes
@Xerxes (Community Manager)
aka Zacqary Adam Green
OMG PURPLE FOX!

Real Patriots Vote For The American Surprise Party

Okay, maybe "Surprise Party" isn't the best name for a political party. It may be tongue-in-cheek, but it also implies uncertainty about how elected officials will act. It's an example of what I'm looking for, though, in a name for a new political party.

The party's platform would be doing what works. However, they explain what works by making fun of every stupid idea that doesn't work.

Candidates running for office will be required to wear not one but TWO Amercian flag lapel pins, meaning nobody will ever question their patriotism - they love their country TWICE as much.

The party's mascot is a platypus.

Yeah...I gotta do this...might be fun.
Posted at Jul 24, 2008 3:29am


  • @Xerxes on Jul 24, 2008 6:17am
    @Xerxes

    Being furry and gay is already legal. That said, the other two aren't likely to become legal if Xerxers becomes president. Maybe if Xerxes is, then yeah.

  • ~DrakkenRavenclaw on Jul 24, 2008 4:54am
    ~DrakkenRavenclaw

    Xerxers for President!! Yeay! Being furry, gay, a prostitute, and setting people who are stupid on fire will all be legal now!