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Jun 1, 2008 8:45pm

I was lurking online
lookin' for a good time
when this dude drops me a line

Out of the blue
a message from Yahoo!
"Hey you should come over, party, my place tonight!"
A random invite? Still I said alright

When I pulled up
I shouldn't have stopped
if I'd had known it'd be something I'd regret
I wouldn't have gone in to become his pet

I was alone in the dark alone
was about ot turn tail and go home
but the door slammed lock
and I stood in shock

Before my eyes
was a man in disguise
a large brooding brute
in a Minnie Mouse suit

He tied me to the bed post
and made me wear a fake nose
and worse silly gloves
as he forced upon me his love

I was raped by a man of an ape

(I blame Sidekick Jeff.)