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Jul 4, 2008 6:04pm

Today we celebrate the 6th anniversary of the day I was thrown over a cliff to my death by my best friend Josh, aka Pak, so that he could earn the love of my ex.boyfriend Maus (who was not my ex. at the time, nor my lover, just someone who annoyed me at the Colofurs fur meet) who saw me has his only rival for taking over the 'furry fandom' artistically.

At least that's what Mom told the police.

Man, six years and we're still learning new things about that tragically-hilarious event. I believe it was two years ago that Mom's motive for trying to pin murder of Josh came out when she admitted to having stolen $10,000 from me six months prior to my death. She assumed that I had discovered her deception and actually committed suicide. Which explains why even though she claimed I was murdered in the Rockie Mountains just outside Idaho Springs she had all of my friends hunting the fields of the Colorado plains surrounding our house - which was currently out in the middle of no where.

Nikki's bf found a human skull at some point if I recall. Crazy!

Meanwhile, because this part always seems to get left out, my 'arguably' girlfriend (Pak seemed sure of it) at the time (Jenn) refused to take part in the hunt for my dead body being unable to comprehend my disappearance. I'm certain she would have been my Mother's next scapegoat once Josh was cleared of charges.

Where was I really? All over but mostly I had driven my car into a lake on accident. Don't worry, the lake was empty at the time.

I should make a commemorative poster of this event. It's long past due...

...no, 'Over A Cliff Day' will never ever get old...