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This is Pinkuh and I hard at work on the Furry Constitution. I don't even remember writing it, or where I got that powdered wig at, but I was probably drunk at that time, and that makes everything just about OK.

Rules of being an awesome Furry:
1) Verily, shall ye be of strong backbone, and in doing so, ye shall be immune to petty drama and other such crimes of the Internets. Upon said times that you disagree with the works spoketh of others, thou shalt not go to LiveJournal to post of such egregious festivities.
2) Thou shall drawest Guilmon at least once year, and it shall be good.
3) If thou artest lost in deserts for 40 years you have much bigger problems than merely being lost, and should promptly proceed to the nearest Angry God for proper smoting.
4) Thou shalt stain thy blood thick with the inspiration of alcohol at least twice weekly. Just not American beer, for staining thy blood with pisswater is most abhorrent.
5) Deoderant, motherf--ker. Dost thou speakest it?
6) Thou shall not bring discussion of fetishes to the table wherest Dragoneer is eating lest a fork spontaneously teleport into your eye sockets.

And that's about the time we got bored writing it and went off to play Halo. True story. I swear it.

(Art by Purple Kecleon)