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~Quixotic
~Quixotic
aka Scott Seaton
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“ The titles FC, I'm the one and only. ”

I Could Never Be A Monk

I've always wanted a zen garden. So when a friend of mine got one, I was completely envious and I was like "Man! I gotta rake the sand! That tiny little rake is awesome! I wanna make little patterns in the sand, and have magical hobbit Buddha sit in a bonsai tree!".

Little do I know that his zen garden was a nightmare from hell that only invokes rage. I started rakin' around the rocks and I kept cuttin' my fingers with the rake and I just got so worked up I wanted to break off Buddha's head by usin' the tiny tree as a bat and writing "Buddha hearts penis" in the sand.

But I avoided doin' so. But only because I didn't want to be banned from entering a monastery. It happened with me before with Olive Gardens, but never again!

Which...if you ever go to Olive Garden. Don't just walk in, sit down, eat a bunch of bread sticks and drink water before leaving. They do get upset. No one likes to have resources and time wasted.

Actually I have to take that last statement back. Because if that was true the movie Gummo wouldn't exist. Gummo has to be the most pointless move I've ever seen. Nothing really happens, you just see imaginary people, live imaginary lives with some of the worst dialogue written by someone proficient in English. Things that are barely related happen, the results produce nothing, and yet it continues on and on.

People say dirty words, strange things happen, destructive events occurs, glue gets abused, cats get drowned on screen, old women die, and no one simply cares. The ending to it? A kid in a bunny hood makes out with two chicks in a pool before holding a dead cat to your face on camera.

Arguably it's a decent movie for it's portrayal of poor white trash...but unless you were born in an Hollister and your parents are millionaire condo salesmen doctors with degrees in astro physics...you pretty much know how poor white trash is anyway.

In other words, Harmony Korine, I don't care if your wrote and directed Kids, I hope you die and burn in hell!

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Posted at Aug 5, 2008 11:20pm

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About me

The name's Quix (short for Quixotic, duh!) and I use to be trapped in a hat. But some fool who wanted to be a court jester or some nonsense bought the hat I was forced in. I bargained me a deal, I get to use his body, and he can be funny. So bam! Pow! Wham! Here I am!

I like

Art (though I suck at it), cartoons, comedy,comics, fursuits, music, people, radio, rapping, reading, video games, voice acting, writing

I listen

to 2pac, Aerosmith, B-52's, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Blind Melon, Brand New, Busta Rhymes, Cobra Starship, Daft Punk, De La Soul, Dinosaur Jr., Eminem, Flobots, Fu Manchu, Futuristic Sex Robots, Gorillaz, Jefferson Airplane, Journey, Kayne West, Kiss, Kyuss, MC Frontalot, MC Lars, mc chris, Meat Puppets, M.I.A., Modest Mouse, Mudhoney, Nirvana, Operation Ivy, Optimus Rhyme, Pavement, pillows, Pixies, Police, Public Enemy, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reggie and the Full Effect, The Rolling Stones, Run-D.M.C., Rush, Screaming Tress, Skull Fox, Sneaker Pimps, Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Toadies, Turtles, The White Stripes, The Zombies and more.

I watch

Angry Video Game Nerd, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Becker, Bonkers, Daria, Dilbert, Drawn Together, GTO, King of the Hill, Looney Toons, Lupin the Third, Metalocalypse, Mission Hill, Mongolian Chop Squad Beck, Rocko's Modern Life, Samurai Pizza Cats, Sarah Silverman Program, Seinfeld, Shin-chan, Sifl and Ollie, Simpsons, Tales From the Crypt, That 70's Show, Tiny Tunes, Twilight Zone, Venture Bros., Underdog, you undress.

I play

World of Warcraft:
Aerie Peak, Bladefist,Turlayon, Zul'Jin

Xbox Live (Razzaki) :
Halo 3
Rainbow Six Vegas 2
Shadowrun
Team Fortress 2

Wii:
Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Playstation 3 (Damoose75):
Unreal Tournament III

Kongregate.com: QuixoticAnomaly

I read

2's A Company, Bad Bunny, Badly Drawn Kitties, Better Days, Douglas Adams, Edgar Allan Poe, Floppity, Jack, J.R.R. Tolkien, Obani U Wena, Peter and Company, Sam and Max, Terry Pratchett, VGcats, Where is the Moon, The Whiteboard


Orientation

Homosexual

Status

Single (why you hitin' on me?)

Occupation

Comedian

Ethnicity

White

Religion

Christian (though I have an open mind)


Yahoo

quixotic_moose

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