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~Barton - Barton Stroud
Bison
23
Male
Houston, TX


A buffalo walks into a bar...and is promptly driven off a cliff

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

So, not certain if anyone on here is a fan of Patton Oswald or not, but during one of his routines he mentions a little movie that was made in the 1970s and then was never officially released until a couple years ago, a film called Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. It's a little movie about a bed that, well, eats people.

Naturally, my friends and I were intrigued and decided to see what the movie was all about. Well, joy of joys, it arrived via Netflix this week and tonight we sat down to watch it.

You. All. Need. To. See. This. Film!

Seriously, if you enjoy campy, horrible horror films, then there is probably no better film out there to sit around and make fun of. The pretentious script, nonsensical plot, random unexplained happenings, abysmal editing, and a man who gets his hands eaten off to reveal clearly plastic skeleton hands in their place.

We were absolutely dying all the way through this movie. Junk food for the mind, 100%.

2 comments
Posted by ~Barton
on Jun 22, 2008 4:53am

About

I'm a 23 year old male bison living in Houston, TX. I'm engaged to a fellow fur, I work in the organ and tissue recovery field, I'm a giant nerd, and I'm super friendly.

I spend most of my time hanging out over on IRC on FurNet, so if you find yourself online, don't be shy about saying hi. And I promise to make all this more thorough in the future, honest!

I like

I love tabletop roleplaying, and my principal hobby is collecting old and rare gaming books. I play bass guitar, I work out, I read constantly, I surf the internet, and I hang out with friends. Regrettably I have very little in the way of artistic talent when it comes to drawing or anything like that, but I do a fair amount of random crafts to make up for it (miniature painting, woodcarving, jewelry crafting, things like that).

I listen

Every conceivable genre of music. Currently the playlist includes Dr. Steel, Gogol Bordello, Freezepop, Gwar, Harvey Danger, Average White Band, Otyg, Midnight Syndicate, Jurassic 5, Graveyard BBQ, Clutch, L70ETC, and Oingo Boingo, to name a few.

I watch

Pretty much anything on Discovery or National Geographic. Venture Brothers, Law and Order, and Cops are probably my three favorite, though. Also, anything that follows the formula "World's Blankest Blanks" is good.

I play

Primarily World of Warcraft (I'm on the Sentinels server), but also a fair amount of the Civilization games, as well as whatever XBox games my roommates end up leaving around when I'm bored.

I read

Primarily nonfiction, cheesy scifi and fantasy, and gaming books. I've got around three bookshelves completely full of assorted tabletop roleplaying game core books and supplements that I thumb through. Also, tons and tons of anthropology and archaeology stuff.

User Information

Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Relationship status: Engaged
Occupation: Eye Bank Recovery Tech
Religion: Agnostic

AIM: crazybassguy69

Comments

  • ~Quixotic said:
    Jun 23, 2008 2:54am
    Oh really? I was born in New Port Richey. I actually miss that place...things were actually within moderate distance from my house since I lived like right behind all the shoppin' centers and shit.

    You want the manatees so bad, russel 'em back to Texas. Just think of the sea cow as the next frontier.
  • ~Skyy Chan said:
    Jun 21, 2008 2:13am
    yay bassoon XD
  • ~Jaxa said:
    Jun 19, 2008 10:11pm
    Heheh, I hope for that too Barton. :P
  • ~Buck said:
    Jun 19, 2008 8:54pm
    Ha! I got it! Well hey thanks man.
  • ~Buck said:
    Jun 19, 2008 1:35am
    Hey you! Yeah i decided I would check this place out....only one problem I dont know how to add friends.
  • ~Lendri said:
    Jun 18, 2008 10:54pm
    Bison.




    Rock on.
  • ~xainy said:
    Jun 18, 2008 10:34pm
    Fancy meeting you here! (:
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