MyFursona.com

Well you're certainly dirty, but I guess I'll have to put up with ya since you pay good leg rent =O.o=

I can reply, see! ;-;
Luff luff

Jerthar! *pounces*

Well you've officially taken over my comments.

you definately should ^^ I'm goin to the one tomorrow so I'll have to tell you when the next one is X3

an we can still offer up the chance to him lol

-pounces you randomly and runs away-

ARRRGGhhh! SMITTY SMASH! Your right and quick to respond, it does help and a lot of fun when you scare people near you.

But, but! I Lieked it! 3:

I will repay you sometime, since starting college the concept art lessons have been doing wonders for me, I can draw humans but anthros are near impossible for me, I hope to keep improving and one day surprise you.

You're QUICK to respond O.O

i wish i could stay at the site permenantely ^^ that would be awesome

an can I have your number Jer coz I've found some furs in Manchester and they meet quite often so I wondered if you'd wanna come down sometime an maybe invite Pickle too, seein as he's a UK fur

sorry bout the mini essay ^^'

I do. *Pulls out bag* Here you go. :3

Nu, sorry. :3 You can have a cookie though! *Hands one*

*swats at face* stop that

One.

GAH! NOES! FBI phail!

Im doing good thanks yourself??

Good, I'm tired though. I'm going cycling with a friend tomorrow morning so I'll probably get an early night.

How have you bean? And where did you go? ._.

Ok, firstly I'm not gay, secondly I'm not a Christian, thirdly the idea of a marrage is rather dated in today's day and age and the number of divorces are through the roof, and finally I don't like you in that way.

To put it simply, no.

I'm back, satisfied?

You're welcome ^^ Sometimes people don't react so well to critique, probably in part because I'm not one for being subtle, but I suspect most people ask for critique, but want mindless praise.

Me give in?? my dear kitty i allready control the Forum..why now would i give in...Muahahaha =P

Yay, another NaNoWriMo-er! Any idea what you're gonna write already?

*Bites paw*....you havent seen anything yet tiger...

Your deludeing yourself also thinking your my master...and you clearly arent....*lick*....but its cute your trying =P

having your way with me hmm?? then why are you on a leash *Pulls chain*...faster pet =P ....i said be carefull with your words hehe

Such a good pet arent we....running to me now??...hmm i thaught you was dominant....loseing your touch arent you tiger...hehehe =^-^=

i asure you....tiger.....im not one to be easly tammed or controled....i dought youll succeed...but i will Admit with us both being Domi the sex will be aggressive lols

Have your way with me?? no no no you dont seem to understand...*pushes Jerthar against a wall*...Im The dominant one around here...Grrr

*Steps on them all* :P

You never defeat me! D:

Depends what u mean by interesting...*Tilts head to the side and pokes tounge out* ....but im sure youll find out.....*evil grin*

hai ^^ I'm here i just don't get online as often as I'd like >.>

*squeezy hugs* i try an come on as much as possible though coz i loves you guys ^^

Good and you will never take over! NEVER!

Oh my God INVASION!!! *Poke*

shh dont be scared.

*walks over with evil grin*

I knew you would see things my way.


*pulls out something long* muh hahahaha

oh noes!
yiff in my blog!
...
wait... what am i saying? *joins* 8D

I would never do that to you. Ill Have some fun with your bum though. kk

no one said you have to touch them.. Im just going to tie you up and have fun is all.

hahahaha

I will go easier if you dont fight it

I knew you would see it my way. I dont bite too hard.

same goes for Quixotic

>.< Damn you just Wait. you may like boys but that doesn't mean still cant have fun.

*evil Grin* meow

JertharJertharJertharJertharJerthar

you know me jerthar, im a patient person, take your time

I sir do see you. all the time. you just dont know it. hahahaha now try to sleep tonight

i think I've totally taken that in the wrong waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gouges eyes out* wait images.... *scoops out brain and eats it*
.>
..... *sighs* that's better........
*dies*

I miss you guys too :(

>.

^^ thx tho the site for some reason wont leave my birthday on the actual day it is, the 15th.

*moans* o.o

Tear it up, yo!

Now sing me a song as I lick you all over with my tongue.

It would if you weren't bein' fucked by Scott #2.

*Pounces and yiffs*

See, but one of you gets me more respect than the other...and one of you smells more like linen than the other, and one of you is more delicious than the other. Oh, I'm so confused.

Well of course you beat Dark. You didn't beat the tye dye hoodie though. Sorry.

How far up?

Did I beat Dark's blue butt?

I want alot of things...however you are pretty high up on the list.

Bawlin's worse than crying. Lot louder.

Does that have to be our song then?

Love you too.

I know you can hear me through the power of rock!

If he ever came here I'm sure he'd accept that double hug. xD

I'm happy, very very happy.
7 months, oh my goodnessss!

My brother's guitar teacher mistook Blind Melon for Led Zepplin. They did a cover that's amazin', they also covered Steppenwolf and John Lennon.

XD Hai.

But Blind Melon's not even hip hop. They're folk rock. Part grateful dead, part Led Zepplin, completely sexy.

Yeah...nevermind I know my problem. It explains why Xen Shia came out of no where at me...she likes Blind Melon though! Peace, love, and Shannon Hoon brotha'!

Huh? I don't even see it anymore...none the less who's said what about it.

Mr. Penguin Football player has some strange taste then.

:D

Were you and Devil talkin' 'bout me?

I see you sir

of course i want to

-takes from said bottle-o-love-

So how is your weekend going? Anything fun planned? I'll be working, as always. -snickers-

-LF

Don't get to comfy Jerthar.

Yes you are Skull Fox Jr.

No need to waste time on little ol' me.

Well I'm glad you like it. It's about you after all.

What do you mean? Like a third of the stuff in there is references to your antics, and then the rest is child like word play (which I assume you enjoy). I spent maybe thirty minutes in the early morning on it (which makes me feel worse).

Bleh, it sucked and you know it. I almost considered throwin' in some lines I cut from guys Night Out in it...but it didn't seem right.

Except the song would be more like:

J to the E to the R
add a T, now a "Har!"
put it all together and you get Jerthar!

Off in a postal cave far, far
there hides a zombie by the name of Jerthar
residin' in the side of the bottom of a cliff
scarin' away any visitors, cause the sight makes him stiff
like a game of peek-a-boo
he can see you!

J to the E to the R
add a T, now a "Har"
put it all together and you get Jerthar!

He's pale and he's thin
he hails from England
he prefers pubs and not bars
and putts around in tiny clown cars

(obligatory third chorus here).

It'll be hard to grow old together in that case.

I'll love the stuff I want, because I love the stuff I want.

Stop flaunting your mighty bush.

PS- GOOD! There NEEDS to be more love in the world. =D

Awwz... Thank you for the comment Sweetie! ^^

All night long.

*butts in* *pst* furries or furry's, grammar never was my best subject

If one day i end up like George Kastanza, I'll kill myself!

Wanna get laser-hair removal surgery for it for fun?!

I'd be inclined to sit on your drum, but I'd break it with bum.

NOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll start callin you your full name >< I'm not a letter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



.........Jer..... thar......... >.>

\,-,-,/ HEAVY FUCKING METAL \,-,-,/

If not, you should be!

Well have fun with your tub toaster...I'm gonna be over here no where near water and electrical appliances.

I said no!
No cheek squeezing!

*wags tail*

now thats throwing it out there...

No cheek squeezing for you!

POPUPPRAWNZ

can I have another crumpet? 'Caused I'd love it, indeed.

Hehe.. Whats up ? :3

YOU'RE a gay. >{

It probably is...but we'll see won't we?

*cry cry cry*
T_________T

I'm a slave for you like Brittany was for JT!

awww but I like it :( *sulks*

thanks very much Jer Jer *hugs*

I could come to you, or you could come to the states!

I do too...that's why I try my hardest to make my face look like it.

Wonder doesn't describe it. It was more like "orgasmicly frighteningly awesome!".

RAWR!!!!!

.....or should that be grrrr....

lol i say we need to just bring back all the old 90's cartoons! i mean all of them! ^.^

I haven't gotten past the first season tho ;-;

I don't know. I'm broke and can't pay the bill.

I wont hurt you. bad

.... DAMN. *pouts* Your no fun. Bad kitty

Oh thats no important. Just know That i know!

Jerthar!!

I hate you, stop following me.

hehe np ^^
*likes hugs*

thanksies for the welcome hug ^^
*hugs back* nice tigey

This snow leopard is ALWAYS right.

haha if you wanna post it go ahead! its your property now!

One day, my boy...one day. I wonder how much people would want for some cover art.

I was bored so I was penning this acrostic kinda thing with the word "fuck" and I liked Frivolously Upsetting Caucasian Kid, so I kept it.

You're jealous of my awesome acronym!

Black books is the shit!

thank you for the add and welcome ^ ^

Thanks for the kind greeting :3

thanks!

E'gad

Here in America, when you don't like the other driver you speed up, get up under them, flip the car over, and then force them into fisticuffs or gun point, while you beat them down horribly while they curl up in a ball in the fetal position crying out for help to Marvel heroes. (It's happened to me several times.)

THIS? never heard of it.

Don't you disagree with Shaun Morgan! He knows tribal Indian boxing!

ONLY FOOLS!

ahahaha

Hey

YOU LIKE RED DWARF?! *instant friend* glee ^.^

I had a dream...it was a prophecy...granted to me by Shaun Morgan...for the purpose and enlightening you.

I... I haven't really noticed you O_o *checks friends list*.

It's behind you...in the shed...

Eep! o.o *drowns* x.x

Where's what?

harro

lol dont worry about forgetting. Im not really picky, but i would really love something with a red lizard

Well then I apologise, I associate caffeine with coffee.

I really want some pita bread.

Dude I haven't the faintest Idea as to what I want..I'd say surprise me but with or without the description I'd be surprised.=]
Lemme think...
-no joke 30 minutes later-
I'd say simple and black with blue eyes. Long tail..
All that time for a small description?
Sweet jesus..
But yeah...if you need anything else...Let me know. I'm sure my lack of creativity will be dead by then and i'll be FLOWING with ideas.

I could take a fursona drawing, however I can't draw for beans. :(

I am adding you on aim...-Sincerey

'allo -waves- thankies for the picture comment on my Hige

my half is done ^-^

everyone likes me here?

I've also shaken mine, but I get tempted whenever I see my bongos.

Oy, I'll get my dual, Donkey Konga Bongos out for your page. You deserve epicness of that magnitude.

*imagines what kind of freak he would look like playing DDR, Guitar Hero, and Donkey Konga simultaneously*

But what if I hate it? Or love it too much? What then?

As for the kids...need some new shoes?

Well the hat generally builds alot of trust as it distracts from what i'm really doing/sayin'. The kids don't seem to mind!

Thanks for the welcome ^^

ill trade with you :3 ill start yours asap

You're not sure of where you are located? Should i call a doctor, or should we just put you on a table and cut you open now?

Eh...don't really care about the people. Not to sound rude or anything. But pictures I have seen of England are beautiful, and its always been a place that I have wanted to see. Or even live.

my grandpa's boat: patriciabelle.com

Haha...i don't think soo...and i love sailing. to sail the world with my grandpa is one of my dreams. He built an 85 ft schooner with the help of his 3 sons and himself. Its a beauty!

lol...i love England!!! I wanna go to Oxford or Cambridge for University.

Haha...thanks for the bow?...;) Uh make me feel all special lol.
random question: are you actually English or do you just live in England?

Wow...your list of books is extensive. So interesting too.

That's one of my favourite songs of all time and is damn fun to play on bass...

I best end this comment BEFORE I PINE AWAY....

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Dances*

haha, I hate it, but it's what i've got, so i've gotta deal with it...grrr...makes me want to claw my eyes out

so no vista for you?

NEVAR!!! *Poke of doom*

HOLY CRAP YOU FOUND ME ON FA NUUUUUUUU! *Hides* XD

I know

its cool. you're one of four ppl now who've offered to draw my fursona and havent done it yet. one of which took payment, the rest were bored like you.

ok simple answer. Draw a bunny riding a horse (take it as you like^^) a cat and a mouse paying cat and mouse, two deer, a reindeer with big breast, and um... a gryphon. why gryphon? Why not gryphon?

oh and the symbol thats supposed to be on the shoulderpad is my avatar here^^

links n all

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/ScottWolf has description for my runesword on it.

ok gimme a little bit to get one together^^ know what... even better, http://scottwolf.deviantart.com/art/Wolf-s-Trial-94070028 My full background. http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Full_plate_armor.png Pic of my armor, plus description of the finer points of it. Any pose would be fine, maybe an action pose, me leaping into a fight or something.

I see you met Kristoff, and indeed he is my buddy.

thanks Jerthar, one of my penguin brothers made it and since he was no longer using it, he let me use it. so i didn't make it. and once again thanks for taking my request.

Well I can say the same to you Jerthar! :3

Yeah, I do love a bit of dystopia. Half-Life2, Children of Men, Matrix, Frogger, Year Zero (which is an album :P)... I don't know about you but I've been singing the tune of humanity's destruction since I could sing, we're a doomed lot.

Young? You're only a year older! But I agree about teh wavelength thingy, I always saw myself as a G#. Also (observing the watch thing) the part with the dog in Equilibrium made me cry... :'(

But none the less- FUUUUSIIIOOON.... HA!!!

I'm sure I will... *Grabs masive amounts of bandaids*

Don't hurt her! She's not yet coupl--- *SMACK*

This is true, very true.

but of course! would you like me to make you one and resize it? 100x100?

*Offers cookie* =3

posted my ref up in my gallery! yaaay quicksketch!

done and done! I have it posted up in my gallery!

NEVER!!! *Runs away*

*Gasp* :O *Poke**

Meow! *Pounce* X3

Well I get home later tonight,so maybe we can chat then.

I can get dibs on things? I must have more power than I actually imagine I do.

Ah, my sneak level is over 9000, I opened up the life construction set and gave myself an enchanted ring that adds a constant 8901 to my sneak skill.

Right now I'm raping you without you even knowing.

Yeah, I could see that workin'.

Actually I was just aimin' for a three panel with that, but if you really want we can expand upon it. I mean it's not hard to set up the full scenario with who got him infected, and the decision process.

You drummers are all the same, never turn up for practise and are lovably annoying. I despise you and your kind.

I've got somethin' you might wanna take a stab at. It involves a man with a disease that has only one known cure...he's allergic to the cure, so it'll possibly kill him, but if he doesn't get cured it's a lifetime of no sex...tough choice!

I stole your idea? Wow, I'm surprised there.

And tis in the galeria!

I'm the one who tends to look more tired.... but either way, you look young to me! I guess it's just comparing faces or something... could be the weird facial fur that keeps regrowing on me no matter how much I shave it.

*wags tail* :D

On a Slightly Unrelated Double Post Note...

Happy Late Birthday!

I will get a scanner.... I will get a scanner....

You've done 3 giftarts for me.... I'm going to have to start (figuratively) kissing ass if I can't make some more in return ;D

I plan to never leave!

Happy Birthday! I didn't buy you anythin' so here's some lint...don't eat it all in one day.

Like...el oh el...and such...

:D

*hugs*

Hewow... And thanks for the shout-out Mister Man! ^^

And thanks for the love, of course! heh

I'm indifferent as to whether or not I'm in it, just didn't want you to feel uncomfortable there :3

I ask myself that same question every night...the answer is usually "no". But I did have a weird dream last night that came pretty close!

Relationships don't suck, you just suck at relationships. It's like a Yaknov Smirfnoff joke. Now shut up and dance!

Fine! Take the collar to! This is exactly what I'm talkin' about. Take, take, take!

Hehe, thankies for greetings ^^

Thankee muchly for the... what does that make it Three giftarts total so far? I need to get a scanner and start uploading stuff... hopefully one is waiting for me at home :3.

Besides that, I shall be back on Wednesday.

It'd have to be a pretty cool collar for me to wear it. It either needs to be decorated in a nerdy or trippy fashion.

lol ty. Its just that I was too lazy to make hair for all the poses.

also forgot to mention. Please put clothes on him. lol

prefer KoRn shirt and jeans

Aww ty.

heres the RS: http://www.myfursona.com/data/images/(41374367)Referancesheet%20copy.jpg

He likes to be sneaky and show off his tattoo a lot.

You're never hittin' on me, our relationship is a one way stream. I'm all give, give, give, and you're all take, take, take. That's why I'm glad I got prenup! (Thanks for the warnin' Kanye!)

Well we we're indoors, and no one was comin' over so a hat seemed a bit much. The girl in the background is Sidekick Jeff's little sister. She curled up with me to watch The Wild. She beats me up and calls me mean names.

your creepy, weird and scary.. >>

Ah, yes, we need moar hair!

Haha, well done on the pic! Indeed, everyone, I am awesome enough to Play Guitar Hero and DDR Simultaneously.

*GASP!*
My liege.... tis an honor.

XD
Ye don't have to if ye don't want to

*laughs* I'm sorry, but seeing a guy get arrow'd, fall over dying, THEN explode??? XD I couldn't take Rambo Rambo seriously XD

*takes prize* Thank you, thank you.

I'm not sure...but I know I'd never do it on a roller coaster.

*Wi-fives you* True! ...though, with my looks and long hair I've been confused by others as a girl... X/

Oh, and you know what it looks like out here five miles away in any direction? .......same thing..... Dirt, sand, rocks, and the possable bush D= Desert background = not cool.

it's real, yeah X3
http://www.yiff.org.uk/
it deals with some NSFW stuff.
It has quite a few stereotypes, but everything does.. some great jokes- and One can rather tell that it's not inspecting furries as a whole, though i can tell where people who don't know about the andom would think that XD
and it has consultants from within the fandom, so it's not like he jsut up and wrote somethign and then said it was about furries XD

X3 YIFF! I think it's mostly me, But I rather LIke that musical; My favorite song is "Never Gonna Happen" =3

Some how I knew this would be about my Vienna sausage. Well you know what? We're going to California, getting married, and then immediately divorced! That'll teach you!

no its was more of the kind that shot keys into your eyes and make you blind ._.

I gave 'em a quick listen because you put'em up- and I like your brother's music, But I'm gonna hafta say no Unless it turns out that they're all (or at least one of 'em) closet furries. Sorry.

I might come back if we can't get enough metal in the spot, which is entirely possible.

evil kites? no but i have had dreams about evil keyboards

Oh no, I've been spotted. Must run away...darn, no where to run.

*Meeps and quickly gives chance with battle cry.* HalimboLIMB!!!!!

*Counters with karate chop.*Whoooooowaaa!!!

Hiya!

No, I don't have a deadline. To be fair I still need to pick up my laptop from Sidekick Jeff. But now I'm starting to think he wants to use it as bait to lure me to Seattle Washington with him (We're gonna be roomies next summer and we're gonna start living it up in Bellevue.)

I'll probably finish me half of the recording next week or so when I invite everyone over for a nerd hang out.

Uh-huh! *Nod Head* :\

*Double Poke* >:D

On a side note, I know the Single and Pining situation. There myself D:

*Pokes* England, england, england! o:

Indeed it shall, looking forward to it as well.
Ouch, time zones must hurt you pretty hard, we haven't even had dinner here yet.

Well, as you already saw and responded to, I'll hop in on your RP. Like you said, waiting game time

*Prefers inclimate weather to nice sunny days*
I could spend hours out in the rain.

yea, well... the temperature here in Norway is pretty high atm...
and i'm out licking sunshine 83

I happen to like the rain.
Beats the ungodly heat.

Hotter than hell, how've you been in... England? LUCKY!

yay, more online furs ^^
heaya =3
wuzup?

Hello Matthew, I'm Matthew! Let's let a paradox consume both the website as well as the forum as I get back to crushing your dreams as well =D

I'm doing pretty good. Turns out this chick I know is a seamstress and she restitched one of my shirts, so I'm thinking 'bout asking her to modify my hat. I play my cards right and she just might be a summer fling too.

Sounds like your set for a night of continuous recordings with me and Sidekick Jeff. I suppose I should mail you the script ahead of time...

As always I'll cherish anything I get whenever I get it...that didn't come out right.

I was gonna do it this week, but then Sidekick Jeff got all nerdy about the old busted laptop I found and we started doing that. So far he's got it running again...on Linux. So it sounds like I'll be do that recording soon. But yeah, I should have something done soon.

Also an FC (I'm just too cool to be an MC) if I ever get the chance. Sidekick Jeff's busy fixin' up my laptop so I don't wanna bother him about the mic right now. Though the material is starting to pile up to something I really wanna do badly. So I just might end up blowin' more money on another mic.

Sorry, but I can't be part of the amateur porn crew if I don't practice.

the dagger toes seem more befitting of a lizard, but I'd kill for some feet like that. Hobbit feet aren't great outside of the realm of Lord of the Rings.

If you really want we could have a boring drab conversation like "What kind of socks are you wearing?".

Like what you did with the mic by the way.

Your an ass man eh? I guess I best be crankin' Pizza Butt more often to keep my shape. I hope all the recivin' won't ruin it.

~xoxo Quix

Babe? Damn I'm already the woman of the relationship? Why does that keep happening?

I better go mark all this down in my dairy before I lose the intense passion!

XOXO ~ Quix

Just be gentle, I bruise easy. A freakin' Gorilla left a mark on my chest yesterday just to demonstrate how skinny I appear.

Funny...theres a guy down the street who simply despises me because I run a muck is his home, but his parents love me. He's too uptight and is the personification of the White Guy Nerd stereotypes.

You charmer you. Will you be my secret lover? (Not much of a secret posting this in public though...)

Atleast I'm not as high as the guy down the street from me. That dude takes entire minutes to process what you've said to him so he can reply with a quick chuckle or a terrible face reaction.

hehe, i just needed sumthin that rhymed with cool xD

That sounds wickedly delicious. I've always wanted screaming fruit. Then those vegetarians will have a real hard time eating!

I prefer Sicilian pizza over Chicago. I especially love this small family shop that makes 'em. They use fresh ingredients and it just taste so good! I'm totally gay for their sauce, and the way they slather garlic all over stuff.

I just had some pizza earlier, while listening to Pizza Butt...so needless to say it was unenjoyable. Though I've been hitting up the Mellow Mushroom lately, and I nabbed me some stickers because the design was the White Rabbit devouring some pizza and it's got a little clever equation emblem. So I've been plastering 'em all over the place. I don't think I can trust non-stoners to cook my pie ever again now...

You're so right Optimist Prime. Those furries are on the bottom of the Totem Pole of Cool. I couldn't imagine living an existence among them...almost as scary as Sci-fi nerds!

But Theres a mass of Decipticons making their way across the battlefield now!

Well I did leave out the parts about seeing Iron Man and all the fun me and Sidekick Jeff had. But I guess you could say I'm an optimist (the inner nerd in me is screaming "Prime!" right here).

To be honest? I just got back from a pit of Hell. Everyone swore at the top of their lungs with children present, fought over who's the bigger alcoholic, their were roaches everywhere and coming out of everything, and a little imp kept bashing me over the head with a bottle.I also didn't get to eat any food with real substance for about 18 hours (I had a couple of Prengals and a few Reese's Pieces). And I didn't even get to record anything, because there was never a opportune moment. So I mostly drowned myself in some Cuervo Gold. So I hit a new self low, and tolerated miserable conditions...over all I had a good time though.