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~Jonas - Jonas Woden
Dragon
23
Male
Stoke-on-Trent, England



Get a life. It don't cost much.

I was going to past a blog with....

...a load of my jokes in it, but seeing as I forgot to put a title and myfursona deleted everything I had typed when I clicked to go back, you can go and shit out a pine cone or something.



About

I'm an amateur writer that specialises in the fields of SF, Fantasy and Comedy. I'm known by several usernames around the internet, but Jonas is my character's name.

I like

to take the piss out of almost anything. It can be offensive at times, and I try not to be when around my friends, but if you know me for long enough you get used to it and learn to ignore it.

I love a good pint of beer in the summer too. =3

I listen

with my ears. Seriously though. I'm more of a one song at a time rather than bands, but I do own almost every Manic Street Preachers album and Muse. I love the heavy stuff, but only heavy enough as to still understand what the person screaming/roaring the words is saying.

I watch

with mine eyes. If it's SF, funny, or just quite interesting then maybe. Fave series include the current reinvention of the Doctor Who universe and the more mature Torchwood spinoff. Stargate SG1 and Atlantis for the win. Red Dwarf is the sex and hilarious too, watch it!

I play

with myself most of the time. I used to play regular football for a local Sunday League team, but due to collecting one to many injuries, which come with being a goalkeeper, I've had to retire to the training field. That's mainly so I don't descend into being a fat and unfit slob. I do love a lounge around with the Xbox360 though.

I read

...obviously. Else I wouldn't be able to understand why I'm typing here would I?

Favourite authours include Rob Grant and Doug Naylor aka Grant Naylor (Red Dwarf, what a surprise!).


User Information

Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Relationship status: Single and staying that way.
Occupation: Unemployed
Ethnicity: White/British
Religion: None

Website: http://furaffinity.net/user/dragoncomedian/
MSN: stevekearns@hotmail.co.uk




Comments

  • ~xeaduulix said:
    Jul 17, 2008 8:15pm
    hello ^.=.^
  • ~Zha'krisstol said:
    May 23, 2008 6:31pm
    *grins and waves*
  • ~Rekondo said:
    May 12, 2008 8:08pm
    thanks for the add =3
  • ~Tug said:
    May 11, 2008 6:45pm
    I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the term.
  • ~Tug said:
    May 11, 2008 12:57am
    idk
    But he had some mad e-seduction skills.
  • ~Tug said:
    May 9, 2008 9:19pm
    I once had a gay friend who enjoyed 'turning' guys.

    His starting line was, "A hole is a hole is a hole."
  • ~Rekondo said:
    May 8, 2008 1:23pm
    there is no age restriction, i belive...
    but i was wondering how u guys felt 'bout us young ppl xD
    like: "ur underaged, go away" or "oh, your a young one, u need any help, ask me" ^^
  • ~achilles said:
    May 7, 2008 4:19am
    Hi there! Thanks for the add, pleased to meet you. :-) You should add some more detail to your profile so I know more about you, but your writing sounds interesting. Hit me up with some links if any of it is online!
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