...a load of my jokes in it, but seeing as I forgot to put a title and myfursona deleted everything I had typed when I clicked to go back, you can go and shit out a pine cone or something.
I'm an amateur writer that specialises in the fields of SF, Fantasy and Comedy. I'm known by several usernames around the internet, but Jonas is my character's name.
to take the piss out of almost anything. It can be offensive at times, and I try not to be when around my friends, but if you know me for long enough you get used to it and learn to ignore it.
I love a good pint of beer in the summer too. =3
with my ears. Seriously though. I'm more of a one song at a time rather than bands, but I do own almost every Manic Street Preachers album and Muse. I love the heavy stuff, but only heavy enough as to still understand what the person screaming/roaring the words is saying.
with mine eyes. If it's SF, funny, or just quite interesting then maybe. Fave series include the current reinvention of the Doctor Who universe and the more mature Torchwood spinoff. Stargate SG1 and Atlantis for the win. Red Dwarf is the sex and hilarious too, watch it!
with myself most of the time. I used to play regular football for a local Sunday League team, but due to collecting one to many injuries, which come with being a goalkeeper, I've had to retire to the training field. That's mainly so I don't descend into being a fat and unfit slob. I do love a lounge around with the Xbox360 though.
...obviously. Else I wouldn't be able to understand why I'm typing here would I?
Favourite authours include Rob Grant and Doug Naylor aka Grant Naylor (Red Dwarf, what a surprise!).
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Relationship status: Single and staying that way.
Occupation: Unemployed
Ethnicity: White/British
Religion: None
Website: http://furaffinity.net/user/dragoncomedian/
MSN: stevekearns@hotmail.co.uk
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May 11, 2008 12:57am
But he had some mad e-seduction skills.
May 9, 2008 9:19pm
His starting line was, "A hole is a hole is a hole."
May 8, 2008 1:23pm
but i was wondering how u guys felt 'bout us young ppl xD
like: "ur underaged, go away" or "oh, your a young one, u need any help, ask me" ^^
May 7, 2008 4:19am