- I'm Over You Now, So Let Me Spell the Ways
A is for the amount of alcohol we have to consume to make love.
B is for the bitching you never cease to do at me.
C ...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Nov 20, 2009 4:07pm [ 3 Comments ]
- I Think It's Time We Had..."The Talk"
"Son, you're old enough now. I think it's time, that I've told you the truth about mothers, and fathers, and children, a...
Posted by ~Quixotic on May 25, 2009 11:35pm [ 3 Comments ]
- I Built This Bridge, But We're Burning It Together
One of the glories of hell, is that depression works like the menstrual cycle. Everyone goes through it, and when you gi...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Apr 26, 2009 1:27am [ 0 Comments ]
- My Suicide Notes Are Love Letters
I've made a mistake
I dared to fail this test
prepared now for eternal rest
see no need to stay awake
I use to sta...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Apr 24, 2009 2:26pm [ 1 Comments ]
- This Has Been A Public Service Announcement
Your seething hatred brooding
is oh so very suiting
when you know everything is fine
but all you do is whine
cause l...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Mar 14, 2009 9:13pm [ 1 Comments ]
- On the Sun No One Can Hear You Scream
It's funny how at the end of Treasure Planet those two guys just like float around in the space rowboat despite the guy ...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Jan 14, 2009 1:03pm [ 0 Comments ]
- The Really Big Book of Incredibly Long Acronyms to Use to Impress Your Friends to Make Them Think You're Cool or The RBBILAUIYFMTTYC for Short
It's a good book. Wanna know how i know? [b]Because I wrote it![/b] I'll be damned if it ever leaves the realms of hell ...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Jan 12, 2009 2:47pm [ 2 Comments ]
- Let's All Sellout!
Oh how I love you shampoo!
It lathers and foams
upon my gentle scalp
Oh God!
Oh, oh yes
Garnier Fructis,
make me c...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Jan 11, 2009 3:22am [ 2 Comments ]
- Maybe You Can Relate
Dig the Soul
Diggin' through these stack of papers
I can feel my identity ...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Oct 9, 2008 12:54am [ 2 Comments ]
- I Could Never Be A Monk
I've always wanted a zen garden. So when a friend of mine got one, I was completely envious and I was like "Man! I gotta...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Aug 5, 2008 10:20pm [ 0 Comments ]
- My Comedy
Thanks to my family
I'm bummed about my comedy
they just don't believe in me
they don't think I'm funny
So I ride ...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Jun 18, 2008 12:56pm [ 0 Comments ]
- Father's Day
Happy Father's Day dad!
I hope you ain't sad
because my gift was bad
but $20 all I had
But Mom's gift should be gr...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Jun 15, 2008 11:27pm [ 1 Comments ]
- Words Fail Me
I was lurking online
lookin' for a good time
when this dude drops me a line
Out of the blue
a message from Yahoo!
...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Jun 1, 2008 7:45pm [ 3 Comments ]
- Three Steps Back & One to the Left
First Some Silliness:
I went to the local mall, which was my first mistake. But after exiting the bookstore lo and b...
Posted by ~Quixotic on May 17, 2008 12:28am [ 0 Comments ]
- I Hope This Ride Derails
My Weekend At Disney:
Overall is was fun, I won't deny I had a good time (especially at Frontier Land or whatever it'...
Posted by ~Quixotic on May 6, 2008 2:21am [ 0 Comments ]
- You Thought I Had Problems?
(Hey ladies, and welcome my brothers. I thought I'd try out some new material here before doing it live, bec...
Posted by ~Quixotic on Apr 25, 2008 4:27am [ 4 Comments ]
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