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~The_Joker - Alexander Eli Masters
Artic Fox
21
Male
England



LONG QUIZ(s) TIME NAO?!

1.
So how are you?
*shrugs* can't complain...yet.


2.
If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you would do?
OO zomgz...boobs! >>


3.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
*nods* yes indeedy.

4.
Where is your dad?
oO should be at work but, pfft dont keep track.


5.
Morning or night person?
Bloody Night of course! :D

6.
What was the last movie you watched?
LMAO dumb question...The Dark Knight.


7.
Favorite number?
21 xD


8.
Any cool scars?
Wanna know how i got my scars > : D

9.
Things about the opposite sex you notice first?
eye's and hair...


10.
What do you do when no one is watching?
watch them of course :P


11.
Ever been in love?
sigh...I love me xD jk,of course.


12.
How's life going for you?
*thinking* uhhhhh...meh...same old..same old.


13.
What is your curfew?
LMMFAO, doesn't exist.


14.
Do you talk a lot?
depends on how well i know you.


15.
You + alcohol = alot of LOLZ!


16.
What's your worst personality flaw?
hmmm...I worry alot about stuff...

17.
Would you marry for money?
pffft, hell no.


18.
Could you live without a computer?
*dies*


19.
If you could live in any past time period, when would it be?
A time when Heath ledger was alive so I could save him D :


20.
Do you drink enough water?
I drink.lol


21.
Do you wear shoes in your house or take 'em off?
depends on if im in a rush or not.


22.
What's your favorite fruit?
Banana's :P


23.
What is your favorite place to visit?
Hmm...I enjoyed tokyo, but it feels like my Home, always busy, ppl everywhere -_-


24.
Are you photogenic?
Oo wha?! i dont think so....


25.
Do you dream in black in white or colored?
colour


26.
Why do you take surveys?
cause Michelle's a douche bag and sends me stuff VIA email >>


27.
Do you drink?
xD of course.

28.
What is the most beautiful language?
mine lol


29.
Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?
I dont know if thats happened Oo


30.
What do you like most sunrise or sunset?
sunset?


31.
Do you want to live till 100 yrs?
Nope! live hard,die young :P


32.
Is there anyone you'd take a bullet for?
Yep,


33.
When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
lights off


34.
Do you believe in magic?
*LOOKS AROUND* depends on how high i am :P


35.
do u like to watch cartoons?
of course.


36.
What are your plans over the summer?
it's kinda over...but i was going to...nah...forget it, its done already xD


37.
Do you write poems?
nope.


38.
Are you short?
nope, over 6 foot.


39.
You sleep more on your back, front, or sides?
front.


40.
Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
rottweiler ftw


41.
Are you basically a happy person?
Naw, im an angry person :D


42.
Are you tired?
yes -_-


43.
Did you drink anything with caffeine today?
Tea,tea, all around...so not really oO oh wait, that pop lol


44.
How many phones do you have in your home?
4 Oo


45.
Do you get along with your parent(s)?
meh. dont live with them...


46.
Do you enjoy your life?
xD yep.


RED IS ANGER

1.
Are you currently mad at someone?
should i be?


2.
Which of your family members has the worst temper?
my mother


3.
Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
lmao yes, servral times


YELLOW IS SELF DISCOVERY

1.
Name: Alex


2.
What is your career plan for the future?
Im a tattoo artist, so i'll stick with that lol


3.
What's your main goal in life?
to become a pychotic clown who blows things up and fights a giant bat OO


4.
Do you want to have children?
not anytime soon anyway



ORANGE IS EXCITEMENT

1.
Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
pffft no. no one can keep a surprise from me for very long lol


2.
If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
*tumbleweed blow by*

3.
If you could have anything right now what would it be?
To have heath ledger back :'( i need a sqeual!!!

GREEN IS OPINION

1.
Lower the drinking age?
our drinking age is 15 over here xD


2.
Abortion?
not a woman, so doesnt matter.

3.
War?
shit happens just keep it over there.

4.
Global Warming?
*sticks tongue out*



PURPLE IS Q&A

Q: How many beds did you lay in today?
two xD


Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
black, with a winged wolf on it.


Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
draw.



Q: What websites do you visit the most during the day?
uhhh...Nexxuschat.for my rping,furaffinity,myspace,myfursona...randomness.

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
no >>


Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
not that i can feel >>


Q: Do you own a camera phone?
lol yes...


PINK IS LAST

1.
Last movie watched in cinema?
the dark knight!!


2.
Song you listened to?
Aiden-cry little sister


3.
Person you last talked/texted on the phone with?
Hmmm...dont know, cant keep track, i think it was lance...


GREY IS TODAY



1.
What are you doing tonight?
finished requests....


2.
What are you going to eat?
food


3.
Where are you going to be at 2:00am?
Rping with Harley and the gang


BLACK IS FOR TOMORROW

1.
Tomorrow is?
tuesday


2.
Are you looking forward to it?
yes, cause it gets me closer to the weekend.


3.
Are you going to laugh?
Of course xD


4.
Who are you going to be with?
Nikki,lance,michelle, that one guy...and co-workers.


5.
single or Taken?
SINGLE Oo


6.
Are you happy with life at the moment?
indeed



The rest

1.
What's the last mistake you made?
what mistake? thats what erasers are for.


2.
Is the sun shining?
naw cloudy

3.
Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon?
yes...why? Oo

4.
Do you like text messaging?
meh.


5.
Are you having a good/bad hair day?
good.


6.
What was your last purchase?
pop.


7.
Are you wearing any make-up right now?
xD HAHAHAHA!! im not sure how to answer that....yes? Oo


8.
What are your plans for later?
RP and finish requests


9.
What is your favorite DDR song?
Bumble bee


10.
Is there any drama within your life?
of course there is.


11.
What is a song they need to stop playing on the radio?
pffft, radio is for nubs.


12.
Are you content with life right now?
aye :)


13.
Does anyone like you?
ive been given hints but who knows.


14.
What is your current obsession?
ME XD


15.
Do you have your license?
indeed


16.
Ever been kissed under mistletoe?
haha aye


17.
Would you ever smile at a stranger?
depends...do i get candy?


18.
Ever done a random act of kindness?
lmao....no lol

19.
Do your toenails have nail polish on them?
naw


20.
When's the last time you wore eyeliner?
pffft...doest know...


21.
Last curse word you said was?
Jesus titty fucky


22.
Are your lips chapped?
naw


23.
Do you know this song, we stay fly no lie you know this?
WHA?!


24.
Can you lick your elbow?
naw?


25.
Did you have a dream last night?
not that i can remember


26.
Are you mad at anyone?
Oo no...not yet.

27.
Who is the most random person you know?
The professor Oo


28.
What's going on this weekend?
dunno yet! it's only monday



29.
Done any spring cleaning lately?
naw


30.
Anything bothering you?
yes this question!!!


31 How many contacts do you have on MSN?
oh....300 something...


32.
Did you wish for anything last night on 11:11?
naw


33.
Do you drink coffee on a regular basis?
nope, more tea.


34.
Do you wish you were someone else?
naw


35.
What jewelry are you wearing?
lips rings.


36.
Ate any exotic food lately?
naw


37.
Are you easily amused?
Hellz yes!!






okay after all those quizzez all I have to say is WTF MICHELLE!!!! no more! > : O



About

Well...uh what do you wanna know? Oo

I like

Sleeping
videogames
drawing
Roleplaying
eating
breathing
music
partying
long walks on he beach OO
puppy dogs
and shiny things that go BOOM!!

I listen

NIN
Marylin manson
Korn
disturbed
Basshunter
Japanses music
russian music
german music
OK GO
hot,hot heat

generally anything but country and most rap

I watch

A whole lot of movies
Forever knight
Lexx
doctor who
ALL KINDS OF ANIME
CSI
and other randomness like batman : D

I play

WoW
warhammer
pokemon
digimon
FF
LOZ
most RPGs and MMO's

I read

....
words xD


User Information

Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Relationship status: Single
Occupation: Tattoo artist
Ethnicity: OO
Religion: none

Website: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thejoker/
AIM: Elilacroix
MSN: Alex-Masters@hotmail.com
Yahoo: Princeoffire8
Skype: The_Joker73




Comments

  • ~iKero-chu said:
    Sep 22, 2008 12:29pm
    YAY!

    Huzzzah~
  • ~iKero-chu said:
    Sep 19, 2008 5:21pm
    Can I draw a picture of your fursona for the hell of it?
    :'D
  • @xcxeon said:
    Sep 18, 2008 9:48pm
    Are you serious 21? Because you look 15.
  • ~Kiara redwolf said:
    Sep 17, 2008 10:12pm
    cool. I'll have to check them out sometime
  • ~Sinopa said:
    Sep 17, 2008 4:54am
    WOW! You'r art is BEAUTIFUL!
  • ~Sinopa said:
    Sep 17, 2008 4:00am
    Really? Post your artwork, I would love to see! -coughdrawmecough- ^.^
  • ~Kiara redwolf said:
    Sep 17, 2008 2:21am
    Im pretty good. ah cool cept for the being swamped part. i gotta see some of your drawings sometime.
  • ~Sinopa said:
    Sep 16, 2008 11:15pm
    -stutters- uh...ah...o.o -faints- x.x

    lol, I'm glorious! How are you?
  • ~iKero-chu said:
    Sep 16, 2008 10:51pm
    Well,
    NOWS I'm not in school.
    xD

    But before I was,
    Yes'um.
  • ~violet_foxx said:
    Sep 16, 2008 8:33pm
    Hello. :3
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