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Never Knows Best

Embarassing Masturbation Stories Vol. 2

So when I was a kid, I was insatiably horny. I know what you're thinking. All teens are really horny, right? Well I was horny even as far as teens go. If I didn't whack it into the double digits, then I was either sick or chafing. I was always looking for a little privacy, and as such I ended up whacking off in a lot of places that were less than ideal. And less than wise.

Anyways this lead to the discovery of an interesting phenomenon. Nobody wants to admit to catching you masturbating. I can see why, since masturbation is frowned upon but we all do it anyway and it's often as embarrassing to walk in on someone as it is to be walked in on. Thing is, when you're 14, you haven't realized this yet, and you just think that you're really good at hiding it. This false sense of confidence leads to boldness and stupidity.

To wit: trying to rub one out at a Christian youth camp. After lights out. In a bunkbed. With people in the bunks above and below me.

And they didn't say nothin!

4 comments
Posted by ~rolandguiscard
on Nov 30, 2008 6:07am

About

I do things. Sometimes I write stories.

I like

The outdoors, reading, writing, good food, philosophy, and other things too. Like sex.

I listen

To music.

I watch

Birds go by outside my window.

I play

Every console I can afford to own. XBL Gamertag is RolandGD.

I read

Comic books and trade paperbacks and graphic novels.

User Information

Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Relationship status: Please?
Occupation: Lab Assistant
Ethnicity: Cracker
Religion: Antitheist

AIM: rolandbloodt
Yahoo: rolandguiscard

Comments

  • ~Xander said:
    Aug 4, 2008 1:33am
    i like your icon :D
  • ~Rekondo said:
    Jun 17, 2008 9:22am
    chicks*
    -_-
  • ~Rekondo said:
    Jun 17, 2008 9:22am
    norwegian chick pwn... ^^
  • ~Wolftale said:
    May 28, 2008 8:57pm
    hehe, Norway is getting worst soon I feel... Just wait and see :P
    Norway is a pretty country, but I don't know about the ladies XP
  • ~Wolftale said:
    May 24, 2008 12:19pm
    We all have, in a way or another..

    I don't know how the system works in the US, but more or less everything I have heard about it sucks... But it's a lot of stuff here in Norway that should have been better too..
  • ~Wolftale said:
    May 21, 2008 12:12pm
    You got some good points there indeed, is like that here too... and a lot of people like him need to lose their money in a way or another - Not need to die, but aleast lose a lot of their monies
  • ~Wolftale said:
    May 21, 2008 6:39am
    hehe, well we all need money - but some times a day of could be as nice or even nicer than the money :)
    well, begin lazy is perhaps a problem.. but it's also depends on what you work with.. someone get rich just with looking on a screen so..
    I don't like the rich people either so :P
  • ~Wolftale said:
    May 20, 2008 5:30am
    aww =/ Well, not getting more then money either so.. Looks like money is the only thing people think is important these days..
  • ~Wolftale said:
    May 19, 2008 12:27pm
    oh.. Sounds like harder work than I have :P mostly just playing with water :)
  • ~Wolftale said:
    May 19, 2008 9:18am
    Hey :) And thanks for the sweet words :P I am working at a chemical laboratory - Water science. And you? :)
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