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It sure is dark in here...

Sure is dark in here...

A man comes home early from work while his wife was having an affair up in her room. She hears him come in the house, so she hides her lover in the closet. The guy hears a voice.
"Sure is dark in here." says womans son.
"Yup," says the guy
"Yhis sure is a nice baseball" the kid says
"Uh, sure kid" the guy says
"I'll sell it to you for 50 bucks" the kid says
"You're crazy!" the man replies
"My dad is right outside" the kid says
"Okay, i'll buy it"

A few days later, the same thing happens. The husband comes home. The wife throws Sancho into the closet.
"Sure is dark in here" the kid says
"Yup" says the guy
"This sure is a nice baseball glove i've got here" the kid says
"How much?" the guy asks
"$100" says the kid
"Deal"

That weekend. The father tells his son to grab his glove so they could play catch. The kid tells his dad that he sold the glove and the ball for $150. The father is disappointed with his son for ripping someone off so he takes the kid to the confessional

The kid goes in, closes the door and says "sure is dark in here"
"Don't start that shit again!" says the priest.

6 comments
Posted by ~Tower
on Apr 26, 2008 9:56pm

About

Just a wolf phasing in and out of your reality.

I like

YOU!

I listen

Pop to Punk
Metal to Trance

Anything but Country, Rap and Opera.

*does the Polka*

I watch

Doctor Who
Torchwood
Hotel Babylon
Shameless
Heroes
Lost
The 4400
Stargate Atlantis

And more..

I play

With human nature *manical laughter*

GTA games
Sims

and Nakied Twister on Friday nights

I read

YOUR ANGRY FAIC!

And it scares me..

User Information

Sexual orientation: Homosexual
Relationship status: Single
Occupation: Crusader, Superhero, Surrogate Auntie
Ethnicity: White British Caucasian (with a touch of Xenomorph DNA)
Religion: Atheist

MSN: iamorlytower@hotmail.co.uk

Comments

  • ~crazyhusky said:
    Nov 20, 2008 3:23am
    ^_^ hi a uk fur yay! and you're hull, at the moment i am in university.
  • ~Ri said:
    Sep 5, 2008 4:01pm
    yay another english wolf X3

    hai ^^
  • ~Mithea said:
    Jul 30, 2008 2:08am
    Another UK fur =3 Hiya! And thank you for adding me ^^
  • ~Stray Wolf said:
    Jul 15, 2008 12:44am
    *waves* Hellow fellow Black Wolf. ^^
  • ~Jonas said:
    Jul 10, 2008 4:37pm
    Hello fellow Englander.
  • ~MoonMochi said:
    Jul 9, 2008 11:35pm
    Thankies for the add. ^^
  • ~Pegasus316 said:
    Jul 9, 2008 10:43pm
    Hey there!

    Thanks for addin' me! :)
  • ~zipwolf said:
    Jul 9, 2008 10:07pm
    Musclewuff eh? Thanks for the add holmes, I don't think naked twister or human nature are video games, but you're welcome to prove me wrong... or right!
  • ~Taoren said:
    Jun 9, 2008 8:29pm
    unf unf
  • ~Stripe Kazama said:
    Jun 2, 2008 2:14pm
    greetings from a tiger in sweden! =^.^=
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